Lady Rochester is truly a joy to serve,
She always gives me what I deserve,
In the morning she is inside my head
As I look at her photo in front of my bed.
I now have a strap shaped like a cat,
Only Lady Rochester could come up with that !!
Each morning I wake up and get out of bed
And punish my bottom, for her, until it is red.
I am fortunate to wear her tag all day long
That shows the whole world to whom I belong
Lady Rochester owns my body and mind
A more complete MISTRESS you could never find
She knows just when to tease
And at other times she makes me freeze,
Sometimes I spend my time crawlng on my knees
If that is what is required to please.
I kneel naked in front of her photo at night
She is truly a beauty a wonderous sight
As I get ready to go to my bed
Lady Rochester completely fills up my head